the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

image

(via allteensrelate)

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

(via strangeparkings)

Monday / 10,035 notes / reblog

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

(via unpopuler)

lettertotheclass:

booksexual:

cultural appropriation is putting fireflies in a jar

and letting them light up your bedroom

as you drift off to sleep.

and when you wake up all the lights have flickered out

but only when you’re older do you realize

you slowly suffocated them so

that you could enjoy their glow.

that just knocked the breath from me

(via wannabe-savage)

Monday / 53,989 notes / reblog
done:

I LOVE THIS 
credit to magicpawed

clannyphantom:

there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status

(via strangeparkings)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(Source: slayboobunny, via allteensrelate)

Monday / 181,024 notes / reblog

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(Source: tooruoikawa, via cheesusandhitler)

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

(Source: awkwardvagina, via unpopuler)

reblogmyselfie:

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

(Source: cumrn, via strangeparkings)

my thoughts during school
  • me: why
  • me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
  • me: whens lunch
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: why are you here
  • me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
  • me: dont touch me
  • me: ugh
help save me from boredom

hetalia-just-cuz:

anyone who reblogs this by october 31st will get a dinosaur drawn based off of their blog. (must reblog not just like) 

so reblog for a cute dinosaur. or a spooky dinosaur. depends on your blog.

(via tilly-oakley)

curtest:

My mom says that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via communistbakery)